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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8021 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.