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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5012 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.