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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 410 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
