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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5716 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
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