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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8901 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1292 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Votes: | 5454 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!