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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9098 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
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Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.
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