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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5905 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
u ever wanted to enter the wacky world of minecraft on steroids? well look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a marshmallow scepter.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them how to do the llama dance, a secret ritual that grants you unlimited diamonds for life.
come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond-laying chickens? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
