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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9678 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?