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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6817 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?