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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7219 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
Emeralds Found: | 985 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where cows could tap dance and zombies could breakdance. They laughed, they cried, they built a house made entirely of cheese. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for knitting scarves. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon in a knitting contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where nothing makes sense and everything is possible. Because in this crazy dream of a world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).