𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7415 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1953 | Star Shards Collected: | 207 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
