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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5382 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 192838 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.
And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.