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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7364 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 775 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!