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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3491 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who communicate through Morse code using redstone torches. And if you listen closely to the wind blowing through the trees, you might just hear the whispers of a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are? Plus, we have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to let your creativity run wild and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – including unexpected llama attacks and the occasional existential crisis brought on by a particularly challenging redstone puzzle.
