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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9355 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 2551 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 461940 |
Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.
But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉