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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6599 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!
Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.
But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉
