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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6032 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.
But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉