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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8344 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!