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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8632 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3788 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!