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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 249 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!