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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4667 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 295 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!