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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1923 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in ur computer but with blocks and stuff! we got so much fun things to do like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs off cliffs (don’t worry they respawn)!
and get this, our server is so crazy that it actually cures brain damage! yep, that’s right! just by playing on our server, u will feel like a genius in no time! u’ll be building redstone contraptions like a pro and outsmarting creepers left and right!
oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens? yep, they wear tiny little lab coats and everything! they even figured out how to make diamonds rain from the sky (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?)!
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! u won’t regret it! (unless u hate fun, but who hates fun?)
