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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7010 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 149 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
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