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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9837 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Star Shards Collected: | 202 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
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