Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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