Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Items Found: 4415
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 465 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5320 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 263 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 853 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 428 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 500
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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