Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Enchantments Applied: 63 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mysticfox.de

    Mysticfox.de

    Server Features: CityBuild: Build your own city and become the architect of your world. Survival Lands Claiming: Protect your land and experience survival on a whole new level. Murder Mystery: Solve thrilling mysteries and catch the murderer! TNTRun: Show off your skills in explosive parkour challenges. EliteMobs: Many Quests! SkyBlock: Master life on a floating island.

    Special Systems: – New Fishing System: Fish in innovative ways and enjoy a whole new fishing experience. – Farming System: Develop your own farm with fresh mechanics. – Minions: Let your helpers work for you while you focus on adventures. – New Menu Textures: Enjoy stylish and easy-to-navigate menus.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Villages Defended: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!

    Lostshard: Where you can join your favorite faction, cast spells, show off your skills, and form clans in 1.16.5!
    Lostshard Overview
    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.
    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. You won’t find another server like this.
    Video showcase of our custom spells/magic system: Watch Here
    Discord: Click here to join!
    IP: lostshard.club
    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)
    Features:
    • Magic / spellcasting
    • Skills and builds
    • PvP with custom combat
    • Clans
    • Plots / land claiming
    • Events
    • Active community

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Do I need any mods to play on Lostshard? No, Lostshard does not require any mods to play. It has custom systems that do not depend on external modifications.
    Is the server active with events and community engagement? Yes, Lostshard has an active community with regular events and engagement opportunities for players.
    Can I claim land and build on this server? Yes, Lostshard features plot and land claiming systems for players to build and customize their own areas.
    How can I join the Lostshard Discord server? You can join the Lostshard Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 188632
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6383
    Star Shards Collected: 275 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 94 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 182

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchantments Applied: 185

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9043 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Villages Defended: 20 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Dimension Hops: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8855 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Towns Built: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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