DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1784	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5964

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	2017	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7782	Emeralds Found:	8898
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	231
Ores Mined:	3229	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7944	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	228128	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1094
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9471	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!