Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	8105	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	276	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	147

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	117
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
New Chunks Explored:	164194	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	8282
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.