Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Animals Bred:	76
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	122416
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	5135	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1988
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	206	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1500	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!