Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Star Shards Collected:	292	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3505	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	113
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ores Mined:	7152
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6343
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	161	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	4643
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
New Chunks Explored:	146780	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4427	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Ores Mined:	739	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	8653
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mines Excavated:	3876	Votes:	8113
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org