DonetskCraft – Shootin’ Down Russkies! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	8343

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Items Found:	6715	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6925
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	616
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3864	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	906945	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	4253
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ores Mined:	4603	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	484450
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3