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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1279 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Mines Excavated: | 4543 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!