New Minecraft Servers

DogeCraft Minecraft Server

DogeCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, sh*t is literally hitting the fan and flying past $10 per plebbit!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows judged by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy enchanted weapons and armor. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where every block is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • TrumpRussiaSMP

    TrumpRussiaSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCompanySecrets

    CraftyCompanySecrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

    Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OdesaPowerOutageCraft

    OdesaPowerOutageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

    NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

    Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP