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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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