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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5922 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
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