””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	3820	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9654	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3189	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1397

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7807	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2216	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Emeralds Found:	1839	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!