””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Potions Brewed:	147
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ores Mined:	1548

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8569
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.