””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	1002

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

A community first survival & creative experience!

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

===========FALLEN CITY=========== A Bukkit Minecraft Server= Fallen City is a friendly minecraft server that is for anyone who wants a nice, safe, and fun experience on minecraft! What we have to offer? We currently have 20+ plugins that all have a vital role in our server, including factions, essentials, worldguard, + MORE! The staff here at Fallen City are all handpicked and fully trained. We are always testing our limits with this server, like experimenting with plugins & resource packs! There is never a dull moment here, while balancing your money, faction, house, and LIFE! -Tropic/Quinn (Owner)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CakeMC

Vanilla

Offical Minecraft Server of CakeForceUK We need players! We have plugins such as: uCars uPlanes Brewing Deadbolt! Mob Arena Chairs! Beheaded – Get the players head when you kill them! Pets!

We can WorldGuard your builds on request. When you vote, you will be rewarded! 😀

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreativeCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

CreativeCraft is a creative network with a strong focus on building. Join us as we build our community and move forward into the new year!

Features include:

– Full of history with no resets since 2014. – Zero dependency on donations. CreativeCraft is here to stay with a very passionate owner. – Blazing fast dedicated hardware running a Ryzen 5900x with 64gb memory. – Off-site S3 backups 12 times a day with a 3 month retention (with CoreProtect in place for emergencies). – Meticulously configured and branded with a clean, uniform, non-rainbow chat. – Unlimited WorldEdit & WorldEdit Visualizer with no voting required. – Optionally vote once for Member rank and get access to `/heads`, /nick, /gm, /sit, and /lay. – Massive, mergeable 150×150 plots. – Minigames server with Parkour, Chess, & TNT Run. – Profanity is allowed.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!