| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 706 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2803 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7824 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 117 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6062 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2279 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9662 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7458 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7523 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7166 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3113 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2154 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 899 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3816 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1872 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2158 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7754 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
