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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5271 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7768 | Ores Mined: | 1760 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
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