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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 174 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 6298 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2129 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!