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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5575 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
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