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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5838 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
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