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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6607 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!