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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5697 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!