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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1441 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!