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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3794 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!