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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5120 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2313 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!