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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 808 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
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